VOTE!

I hope everyone is registered to vote and planning on hitting the polls tomorrow. This is the first time I've actually been interested in and excited about an election. I'm also excited about the free Krispy Kreme donut I'll be getting tomorrow.

Some of you may be wondering who members of the household will be voting for...

Elvis doesn't really care, given that none of the candidates support legalizing marijuana.

Sophie is voting for Obama, because she is pro-choice. You wouldn't believe how many abortions she had when she was living on the streets of DC. Thank goodness Randy saved her from that continued fate.

Frida is voting for Nader, since his running mate is latino.

Barry just isn't interested in politics. He just wants to sing, six performances a week in Sam's bedroom.

Patsy is all, "Meow meow McCain meow meow make lasers legal for cats meow meow." She's pretending to sleep right now, but really she's plotting how she can throw the election with her kitty dictator connections.

Sam merely asked, "Who are you voting for? Barack Oboob or John McBalls?" I think that sums things up perfectly.